Friday, November 20, 2009

I Joined A Band: Performance Updates and New Songs!

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THE BAND HAS BEEN INTIMATELY COLLABORATIN' ever since our last performance on Halloween at the Eagles Club in St. Paul.

And we've been working together on some new songs, too. HAYOOO!

Between bouts of hootin' and hollerin' we've been practicing a bunch of new naughty songs, including Road Tail, Moorhead, and I'm Not Pergnant (yep, that's how we spell it), just to name a few. And, because the holidays are fast approaching, our gift to you is a new song that's season (in)appropriate. We call it Santa's Gonna Be Late This Year.

There will be a few opportunities to hear us perform in the next couple of months. Join us as often as you can and you'll be singing along to Courtney McClean's banjo-pickin' in no time!

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Yeehaw!

Mark the following dates (double check websites for cover charge info):

Nov. 28, 9pm

Bedlam Theatre
1501 S 6th St
Minneapolis, MN
(This will be a short set for The Curls)


Dec. 5, 9pm

Bedlam Theater

Hour long shows! Dec. 11 & 12, 10:30pm
Following Joseph Scrimshaw's Fat Man Crying
Minneapolis Theatre Garage
711 W Franklin Ave
Minneapolis, MN
(612) 870-0723
Dirty Curls member, Bunny, will open with his band, The Peter O'Tooles

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Herb Alpert and Lani Hall at The Dakota Jazz Club


"DEAR MR. ALPERT," SAID A WOMAN FROM THE SECOND FLOOR. She began speaking before the applause died down after Herb Alpert's final song at The Dakota Jazz club this past Tuesday. At the very beginning of his show he insisted that the mood be very casual and he encouraged questions from the audience, "but no song requests."

"Dear Mr. Alpert! Dear Mr. Alpert!" She said again, and finally Mr. Alpert looked up. The woman then told a story, starting with the fact that she had been a nun. It was 1968, and she said that A Taste of Honey "wafted in through my cloister window" from across the way one night, "and it inspired me to leave the seminary."

The applause was deafening.

Herb Alpert and Lani Hall react to a former nun's story

But let's get back to the beginning of the show.

The opening act is worth mentioning: Mr. Smooth Irv Williams. I found out that Mr. Williams has been a mainstay of the Minnesota jazz scene for over 50 years. So what does that make him? 90 years old! He plays at the Dakota every Friday during happy hour from 4:00 - 6:00. He'll be playing in the evenings at The Dakota in January or February as well.

Herb Alpert and his wife, Lani Hall of Brasil '66 fame, are touring to promote their first recorded project together entitled Anything Goes (warning, instant audio). As the title eludes, the album includes new takes on old classics, such as Fascinating Rhythm, It's Only A Paper Moon and I've Got You Under My Skin.

After his first song, Alpert asked if anyone had any questions. A hand went up and Alpert called on a fellow. I'd like to note how polite the Dakota's audience was that night -- the fellow stood up to ask his question. "Sir, is it true you and Tom Jones met the Queen together?"

To which Alpert responded, "How did you know that?" Alpert then told how in 1974 he performed for the Queen, but was instructed not to acknowledge her during the performance. If she liked what she saw, she would send a note after the show. Sure enough, Alpert received a note backstage. "I forget who else was there," said Alpert. "Ginger Rogers or somebody like that." The Prince told Alpert that he liked his music and listened to it in the palace den. This surprised Alpert, not because the Prince listened to his music, but the idea of what the den in the royal palace could have possibly been like.


Alpert and Hall then played an especially sultry rendition of Let's Face the Music and Dance. "First, Lani and I became friends," said Alpert, telling a story of when they first met and later when they became a couple. "This is an angel from another planet," he said. "She's from Chicago and she changed my life for the better." Hall then sang a very slow version of That Old Black Magic. She noted the fast version made famous by Louis Prima, but said she wanted to "slow it down in order to really understand that lyric." At many points during the show it was clear that Alpert and Hall still have quite a bit of magic in their marriage -- throughout the show they hugged and smiled at each other, and at one point she sat on his lap at the piano.

Hall did most of the singing at The Dakota that night, backed up by a driving rhythm section. Alpert added vocals here and there, but mostly trumpet flourishes whenever he wasn't taking over the melody. Toward the end of the show he took out an instrument he developed himself. "I called the guy, I paid to make it," said Alpert. I didn't catch what he named the instrument, but it's two trumpets in one. One bell is sans mute, and he pulls a "trigger" to switch between muted and unmuted trumpet sounds.

There were more questions for Alpert before the evening ended, including "What is your favorite song?" Alpert couldn't really answer the question fully until he finished his next song, which must have jogged his memory as he ended it in an improvised flourish of This Guy's In Love. He was reminded of a story. "I called this friend of mine," Alpert said. The friend was Hal David, and at the time he had just written a song called This Girl's In Love. Alpert asked if him if he could change the gender and some of the lyrics. In the studio, Alpert got the recording in one take.

It's no wonder Alpert is still going strong -- not only has he reinvented the music he's playing, but he gives songs sex-changes and turns nuns into the marrying type. It would seem that his trumpet's big bells rival his own.


Update: That twin-belled trumpet is called the "Gemini." Thank you to Scott Allman, "CherryStreet" on the Beat 0f The Brass TJB Forum, for that bit of information!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Skyway Fun: LaSalle Plaza Fountain

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THERE IS AN ANCIENT ALIEN BEACON DISGUISED as a fountain in Downtown Minneapolis' LaSalle Plaza at 800 LaSalle Avenue. Well, perhaps this isn't the case. But it sure looks like it, with the strange motherboard-like square shapes printed on the base of the cylindrical copper sculpture like some ancient language.

The 28-floor LaSalle Plaza building, built by Ellerbe Becket, the largest architectural firm in Minnesota, houses The Historic State Theater, the Palomino Restaurant, YMCA, the LaSalle Apartments, as well as the other Skyway Fun installation Top Hat.

The fountain is an impressive yet relaxing display, all the way from the mirror and space-scape installation painted on the second-floor ceiling to the fountain's collecting pool on the main floor. The collecting pool may not look like anything impressive at first, but it's quite interesting -- it looks like the water falls right off the edge of the pool, as if it disappears on to the next universe. Pity it is set off from the main drag in LaSalle's corridor. But it does help with the feeling that you've discovered a forgotten oasis and an ancient treasure.

It's as if the fountain represents something landing on Earth from space. I would love to find out more about this piece, as there is no plaque nearby telling who the artist is, or even an artist's statement for this distinct skyway art.

If you have information you could contribute, please let me know. I am very curious to find out more about this particular piece.

Sean Tubridy: Robot Dog


ONE OF MY FAVORITE LOCAL ARTISTS is Sean Tubridy. He does spectacular prints of old-school kitchen appliances, scooters, transistor radios, cameras, ray guns, and robots. It's possible some of you locals have seen a little guy named Harvey stuck around town -- that's Sean's creation, too.

As many of my readers know, I have sort of a thing for robots. And animals. So naturally I found this print of a robot dog, walking away from his nuts'n'bolts poo with a spring, er, spark in his step, irresistible.

Check out Sean's Save Polaroid campaign, too.

Russian Modernism: Foronov, 1919


IT WAS DANGEROUS TO SET UP THE EBAY ALERT for Russian Modernism. I've been able to resist a few things and forced to avoid bidding on others due to all the zeros that sometimes pop up. But one piece struck me immediately and I had to bid.

This is oil paint on construction paper; it is signed in Cyrillic, which translates to Foronov and dated 1919.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Skyway Fun: Flying Eagle by Gwynn Murrill


IN THE SKYWAY AT 1000 NICOLLET MALL, you will find Target Corporation. It's a bustling point of the skyway at 9am, noon, and 5pm, so it's possible to go by without seeing the very stark, very tall bronze statue called Flying Eagle by artist Gwynn Murrill.

Her specialty appears to be animal sculptures, and although they are minimal, they are also quite strong, sturdy and powerful representations. The flying eagle in the ground floor lobby of Target Corp., just outside of the Dakota Jazz Club, is no exception.As I mentioned, this is a tall sculpture. It is indeed located on the ground floor, but it towers 26' to the ceiling, making it easy to view from skyway level. On the ground floor there is a plaque that says the following:

2003
Bronze

Overall size: 26'H x 10'W x 5'D

The California artist Gywnn Murrill has been sculpting animals out of wood, bronze and marble for nearly four decades. After completing her MFA at UCLA in 1972, she established a studio in Los Angeles. Since that time, she has received numerous prestigious awards, including the Prix de Rome from the American Academy in Rome and a Guggenheim Fellowship. Her public commissions and reputation are international.

Celebrated for her public monuments, Murrill approaches the representation of animals with reductive formalism that immediately recalls ancient sculpture. Murrill imbues her animals with a latent sense of power by eliminating excessive surface details and by capturing their taut, alert postures. This abstracted and idealized Eagle engages the spectator with its towering scale and seemingly effortless and serene command of the environment.


Target Corporation,
1000 Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, MN

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Mission: 007 Wedding at Cowles Conservatory

I JUDO-CHOPPED THE MINISTER AT A WEDDING THIS WEEKEND, then forced the bride away from the ceremony at gunpoint. Really.

Unfortunately, my plan was foiled by James Bond.

You see, the bride and groom joined in holy matrimony this Halloween in Cowles Conservatory at the Walker Art Center.


It's exactly the kind of place I would expect 007 to get married.

It was an excellent place to be married, if you're into that kind of thing, as the weather was quite chilly despite the sunny sky. The greenhouse setting provided a tropical warmth that was much appreciated by the attending guests -- of whom included mysterious figures in trench coats and worldly characters in '60s attire. And a SMERSH henchman (aka Max 'Bunny' Sparber) who ended up performing the ceremony for Jon (James Bond) and Trixi (Tracy Di Vincenzo) Hunter.

I was there under the guise of guest, but, as mentioned earlier I had other plans.


I've had to find new ways to accessorize my disguises, so I sewed black sequins on to my eyepatch to match my sequined jumpsuit for the special day.

There will be another special day, too, Miss Di Vincenzo -- Mrs. Bond now, I suppose. Yes, there will be another special day, Mrs. Bond, when we shall meet again.


The scar is from a previous heist at The Walker Art Center -- you may remember an Yves Klein gone missing. Well, I didn't have anything to do with that.